THE MOST
USELESS
BOOK
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Possible Side-Effects: Actual Life Changes.
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WHAT?
Did you pick up this book, even though it clearly states that it is useless?
Do you really believe that something useless can be useful?
BE WARNED
This book is about nothing.
No methods, no special techniques or gurus within.
Proceed at your own discretion.
If you read the title and you are still curious, then I can't help you much. It is exactly what it says it is. And yet, here you are. Reading the description. Hoping to find something useful in a book that claims to be useless.
You must be a person who likes to solve riddles. Or perhaps you are simply bored. In either case, you are welcome to open the first page. If you don't like it, you can stop. But if you do, perhaps another few pages won't hurt.
Everything in life has a hidden, hardly noticeable quality. And once you see it, you can't unsee it. This book is an attempt to point at it. Not to explain it, but to point at it.
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The Evolution of Nothing
The book is unfinished and shipping in public. Every release is logged here like software, because that is what it is.
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Version 0.4.13
Actual Useless Content Update & Merry Christmas- Introduced Fjodor to the audience
- Removed the issue where users might expect more guidance
- The book now argues with readers more directly
- Fixed an issue where readers expected answers
- Love reclassified from emotion to trainable skill
- Added waiter-based love training
- New Content: Fjodor In The Void, Start With The Waiter, On Kids & Other People
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Version 0.0.1
The Initial Release. Nothing Inside Matters Yet- Added Agreements after realizing polite suggestions were being ignored
- Installed anti-guru protection
- Introduced journaling mechanics; passive reading exploit patched
- Author authority reduced to a minimum
- Added contract-signing and terms and conditions
- Reader now enters implicit contract with self
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About The Author
Dmitri Sarle writes about nothing in particular, yet everything that matters.
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